seifukucat:

battle of the century

(Source: strawberryfantas, via bestfriencl)

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me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

(Source: coolrei, via bestfriencl)

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lazylunatic:

awwww-cute:

Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters

What are they rehabilitating from? Were they drug addicts? Alcoholics? No one knows

lazylunatic:

awwww-cute:

Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters

What are they rehabilitating from? Were they drug addicts? Alcoholics? No one knows

(via bestfriencl)


burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via pizza)

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eliaes:

this is how i want to die

(Source: marathonsofconsumption, via policedog)

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swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

(via pizza)


officialunitedstates:

dont-open-fever-inside:

officialunitedstates:

at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want.  within reason of course dont embarrass yourself

Hats are the best shoes tbh

youre going to embarrass yourself

(via wimpynoodle)

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lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

(via wimpynoodle)

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supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

(via ickno)


reallylameblog:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

She died that day she’s dead now and this killed her

(Source: lolgifs.net, via wimpynoodle)

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rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

(via benysem)


mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

(Source: thejogging, via clitreaper)


flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

(via clitreaper)

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geothebio:

twerkingcastiel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

whO BROUGHT THIS BA C K

geothebio:

twerkingcastiel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

whO BROUGHT THIS BA C K

(Source: wiccanstiel, via walkingthroughthepalace)


(Source: bryko, via policedog)

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