yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

(via so-fucking-humorouse)

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beerito:

it should be illegal to be this funny and single

(via a-sarcastic-asshole)

svviffer:

girlhearted:

svviffer:

why cant our skin be transparent

cuz thats fuckin gross

but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing

(via buttouched)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via a-spider)

if you have good music taste there is a 100% chance im absolutely hopelessly in love with you

probably about 6 or 7 maybe 

its a lot so its more than 3

(via rnarshmallows)

svviffer:

*ends my prayers with omg*

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

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lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via internetkilledmylife)

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(via pizza)

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(via pizza)