bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

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they did it on mythbusters
someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

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(Source: twirlhaz, via thegatsby)


kingcheddarxvii:

I love it when anons try to fight each other through another person’s blog. It’s like two ghosts getting mad at each other and using a living person to voice their opinions because they no longer have physical forms

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fistopher:

katy perry assaults a young homosexual because she hates gays

fistopher:

katy perry assaults a young homosexual because she hates gays

(Source: cocaineteas, via clitreaper)


arctic-sheffield:

Arctic Monkeys - Behind The Scenes

(via ughticmonkeys)

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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via clitreaper)

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yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

image

image

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via mirandacosqrove)

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kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy, via mirandacosqrove)

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theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

(via mirandacosqrove)

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

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men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
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