Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

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supjono:

faceless bloggers make me uncomfortable 

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zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

(via consistentcrying)

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: annoyedqueer, via neyopets)

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via shutupcarles)

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sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

(via shutupcarles)

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onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 

(via qarlic)

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mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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(via shutupcarles)

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smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

(Source: cephalodogs, via your-picket-fence)

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

(Source: cooldudebro, via qarlic)

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phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

(Source: spattergroit101, via straightwhiteboy)

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voicescalling:

Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name.

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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me: *is Cool and Nice*
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departured:

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via thebitchmanifesto)

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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

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